words of wisdom from the online dating hellscape
M / 20
BOOBS XD
M / 29
I would love to take you around the beautiful city and show you around and we can go to the beach and relax on the sand together. Then, later at night, I’ll take you out to a very nice, elegant restaurant and we can have a wonderfully romantic time! Afterwards, I’ll take you down to the pier and we can stroll along the shore holding each other’s hands under only the moonlight. We’ll take our shoes off and walk while we hold each other as the waves softly crash over are bare feet. I’ll cup your cheek in my hand and steal a passionate kiss from your succulent lips. It was mostly innocent but it sparks something inside of you that has you wanting more.
M / 32
I can eat a peach for hours!!!
M / 60
Would you consider a successful 60-year old professional as a friend philosopher and guide, as a mentor, and as a sugardaddy? I am single, sincere, sensitive, smart, and when not seeking to impress young women, modest and self-effacing.
M / 24
Apparently we would be enemies. We would probably have good sex though.
M / 26
Are you from Portland? I spent a summer there once and almost turned into a hippie. It was very close
M / 48
wanna go on an adventure? if i dont make u laugh - i will give u ur money back,
M / 21
*insert typical corny, yet hilarious one-liner*
M / 29
I would love to just slide your panties down and lick you.
M / 21
Let’s hold hands and skip a long the ocean like we’re majestic princesses in a Disney movie.